Verse 1 He’s got a Bible in one hand, whiskey in the other, Preachin’ to the crowd like a long-lost brother. Says, “Don’t waste your time, don’t waste your youth— But don’t you dare skip the 90-proof!” Pre-Chorus The whole bar’s laughin’, noddin’ along, Amen comes easy when the jukebox song’s strong. Chorus (Catchy Hook) Barstool preacher, lay it down tonight, Turnin’ every wrong into feelin’ right. Raise your glass, sing hallelujah, too, Barstool preacher’s pourin’ gospel through. Verse 2 He blesses the band with a shout and a grin, Says, “Heaven starts here, so let the sin begin.” Every sermon’s short, every shot’s real fast, But his Sunday service is built to last. Pre-Chorus The neon cross shines over the floor, He’s got the faithful beggin’ for one round more. Chorus (Catchy Hook) Barstool preacher, lay it down tonight, Turnin’ every wrong into feelin’ right. Raise your glass, sing hallelujah, too, Barstool preacher’s pourin’ gospel through. Bridge Well, the pews are barstools, the hymns are loud, We’re dancin’ like sinners in a holy crowd. Final Chorus (Catchiest Reprise) Barstool preacher, say your prayer out loud, We’re a honky tonk choir, rowdy and proud. Raise your glass, sing hallelujah, too, Barstool preacher’s pourin’ gospel through!